SHIP IS SUNK BY A HERD OF FLYING COWS

The London Daily Mirror recently reported thus:

A fishing boat sank like a stone after it was bombed by a herd of flying cows. They fell out of the sky right into a flotilla of Japanese fishing boats in the Sea of Okhotsk . Crewmen watched in amazement as one cow plowed straight through their ship's deck - creating a massive hole in the hull that sank the vessel. No one was killed - but the crew was arrested as fraudsters when they reported the incident - only to have their bizarre story confirmed by Russian authorities. Apparently the cows had been rustled by Russian army soldiers out to make a quick buck. They were loaded into a commandeered army plane, and stampeded in the aircraft. They burst open a door of the aircraft and fell onto the Japanese fleet below! The unusual in maritime law knows no bounds!

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